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For 2015

I say a big thank You Jesus for 2015. It was amazing. Thank You so much Lord. I am grateful. Let the people know that I am thankful. Thank You Daddy. ~Dew

Cranial content: on epidural hemorrhage and play-play

I've been thinking...well since yesterday, about Craze clown and Ade. You know them right? If you're on Instagram or even on Facebook you've seen some of their funny skits. For the purpose of this discuss, let's pretend you're a medic just in case you're not...shall we? *here's a high five*. You know, from all the slaps...is it possible for Ade to get epidural hemorrhage? I mean, I know some are fake but not all, mistakes do happen. Let's take a scenario where Ade gets slapped and lands on the floor; fracturing his temporal bone . What if he has a contusion? I mean, no outward appearance, all from the fall. Young man looses consciousness for a bit and recovers and then gbam ...slips into oblivion. I'm here like: God forbid! Whats the basis of this you might ask. Well, these were the thoughts in my head as I learnt about epidural hemorrhage. Here's a take home; if someone falls and looses consciousness, please see your doctor. I know, this me...

6YML: An unexpected journey

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In my 6th year I decided to take time off to work and travel, I'm really happy I did this because it ended up in much less stress than doing it compact in 1 year. I went traveling through India with 2 of my best childhood friends. The trip was very hard at times but incredibly joyful at times, it taught me that simple daily things can be a struggle and when they go without flaw that's a blessing. After that I worked as a doctor at a surgery ward for 5 months and got great experience and insight into clinical work and what field I want to choose after graduation. -.-.-.-.-.-. Nnamdi, Babalowo

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Cranial content: The 'shit' diary (the defecation reflex)

I spoke to the toilet this morning! 'Make way you rectum! Open your external anal sphincter and let me flow into the toilet' Release the grip of the pudendal nerve and allow me pass. Thank God your owner has no active incontinence else it be socially acceptable or not, it be broad daylight or not, it be infront of your examiner or not, if you, oh rectum be filled...I mayest passeth not withstanding. you know, just like a baby! LOL' What is funny? you think the food was nice, garnished, HACCP fully covered, oh...I see, Abby's kitchen did the trick... nice try, but we both know if this was the case of passive incontinence your white coat would be penetrated! Brown as stercobilinogen pleases... stercobilinogen...hmmm, many more reasons to be thankful! why? you ask... close your mouth else primary saliva will be forced to drop out too! with all its glory of high K and Cl, low Na and HCO3 as the reverse is the case for our intended secondary saliva after pa...