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I spoke to the toilet this morning! 'Make way you rectum! Open your external anal sphincter and let me flow into the toilet' Release the grip of the pudendal nerve and allow me pass. Thank God your owner has no active incontinence else it be socially acceptable or not, it be broad daylight or not, it be infront of your examiner or not, if you, oh rectum be filled...I mayest passeth not withstanding. you know, just like a baby! LOL' What is funny? you think the food was nice, garnished, HACCP fully covered, oh...I see, Abby's kitchen did the trick... nice try, but we both know if this was the case of passive incontinence your white coat would be penetrated! Brown as stercobilinogen pleases... stercobilinogen...hmmm, many more reasons to be thankful! why? you ask... close your mouth else primary saliva will be forced to drop out too! with all its glory of high K and Cl, low Na and HCO3 as the reverse is the case for our intended secondary saliva after pa...

Hello people!!!! I'm all here like: I'm sorry. I am sorry actually. How have you all been? I've been slightly M.I.A on this blog but I'll try. Today is PhotoFriday. Amen, we're back :) I know, "we'', yes; my project manager and I. See eh, lemme let you in on what has happened oh. I was going to post this today (well, I still am) and then yesterday one good uncle decided to put up his own oh...well, kinda...so please help ya self with this Project R.A.W . This photo story is titled SHADOWS...the abuse. Its a short story about domestic violence. Although this is not a campaign, domestic violence has never and will never be cool. A very big thank you to the cast and crew of this "neck breaking" feat. We shot it in the summer of 2014 (late July) and I'm just releasing it :) No comments :) Have a wonderful weekend :) --------- Project manager/Lights: Ebi Tarakeme Cast: Benny Akhigbe, Obinna Ezue, Ehiremen Uduebor ...

Beautiful people, hi :) Let me tell you something, let me bless God with this... ~Dew

Hi guys, I've got PhotoFriday here. Have you been up really early in the morning? At those times did you look outside your window? Beautiful scenery I must say. I caught a glimpse of it some days ago and this is my account: Just like a painting on the wall. Have a wonderful, exciting and pleasant weekend :) ~Dew

*does intro dance while 'Love on the radio by the Walls group' play* Ijo!!! Thats right :) Hi guys!!!! sup sup sup? How's it going? Beautiful right? Missed me? lol!!! Thank you T.Notes for always commenting...you know I appreciate you...and are congratulations in order? :D Today I'm blogging on a double dose oh...yes, testifying and bringing some cranial content your way. This cranial content wasn't written by me but rather by Kenny K'ore . He posted it on Facebook (this past Sunday) and of course, (because I concur) with his permission, its my cranial content for today. I hope you'll stay in context and understand the deep truth belted out. ----------- The blogger testifies  I know the Owner...yes, He who knows all things and owns the heavens and the earth and every single thing. I testify of His grace and mercy. I am a living testimony. Praise the LORD. ---------- Cranial Content by Kenny K'ore If its not good for all, it is not good at...

Hi people :) How was your week? Mine was amazing. I enjoyed it...at least, most of it :) Well, not much talk today but I do have a photo for this Friday. If you waited on my cranial content this Wednesday, I'm sorry I didn't put out any. I hereby say: thank you very much to every single person who has checked out my blog. By force or not by force :) So I don't know anyone who has come here by force though. I'm really grateful. A lot of views on ' EBA ' and ' GUYS BE LIKE '. Also to those who commented: thank you very much. ......................................................................... Today on PhotoFriday, let me tell you something...I've probably said it before. Smile...it looks good on you :) Chizoba on Smile Dunmola on Smile Kachi on Smile Have a wonderful weekend :) Smile  ~Dew (yes, I just edited it...added more pictures on Saturday)

So actually, its past Friday. Here's PhotoFriday :) Greetings wonderful people. Greetings :)       While in secondary school I remember a senior was punished for singing a song. Perhaps because it wasn't in pure Queen's English or it wasn't 'decent' enough for our school. Either way, she was to serve a punishment. So in front of the whole school, she had to sing the song. It went like this: " if you want to make eba put your water for fire when your water don done put your garri inside make you turn am, turn am, well well"            Something along those lines.Well, that's the story I remember and its what I'm sticking with. :) You should hear my remix though...its a jam! :D             I decided to take the song for a spin and gbam...its a photo story. A big shout out to Kofi Yamson Jr, the model and photo editor. Enjoy :) IF YOU WANT TO MAKE EBA ...

Sometimes I feel I'm on a grace roll. I feel I can't make it through the night but for grace, these times, I'm more conscious of grace, but other times, lemme say I forget about grace or its like I'm in right standing with God not needing it or much of it...truth is, I think it's the same amount of grace cos my righteousness is like a filthy rag before Him...me alone is still dirt!  I need grace to get this into my skull and out at all times. God's grace...all of His grace! ~Dew

I'm grateful. I really am. I need to show it though. I ask and You answer LORD. I thank You for who You are. ~Dew (Hi guys, thank you so much for checking out the PhotoFriday. You may be silent, but I see the massive response. I'm very grateful. Have a beautiful week :) ) ~Jesus joy, Dew

     Hi guys, wonderful evening right? This is supposed to be an interactive 'Photo story'. No one was injured in the making of this. It was a 'spontaneous' shoot with little or no planing. Its 'Guys be like'. Just in case you've seen it, there's this cartoon drawing of a girl (I think) frying something with a shield. There's also a video of a guy making fries...one of those meme's. This isn't to copy anyone of them though but I realised my idea was also like theirs.      For every picture is a hashtag of what I think would have gone with the picture. I'll be very grateful to hear your thoughts/read your own hashtag. I left space between my hashtag because I want it to be clear to everyone...you don't have to...just do the normal thing. This is just for fun...some guys can put anyone on their knees with their culinary skills.     On this one, I teamed up with Ronald Allison aka Alibongo. He's a comedian and a student of public ...